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Old 09-28-2011, 09:12 PM
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Tornado done went and ate it right up!
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Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with sudden devastation, and without warning. In one case, a house was completely whisked away, leaving only the foundation and first floor. A silver-haired farm lady was seen sitting dazed, in a bathtub, the only remaining part of the house left above the floor. The rescue squad rushed to her aid and found her unhurt. She was just sitting there in the tub, talking to herself.
"It was the most amazing thing ... it was the most amazing thing." she kept repeating dazedly.
"What was the most amazing thing, Ma'am?" asked one of the rescuers.
"I was visiting my daughter here, taking a bath, and all I did was pull the plug and dog-gone-it if the whole house didn't suddenly drain away."
That sentance is the best thing ive heard all day.
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Old 09-28-2011, 09:14 PM
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That sentance is the best thing ive heard all day.
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Even better, lol thats awesome.

Hmmm mabye the way to stop tornadoes is.....cooking oil. Who would have thought
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Even better, lol thats awesome.

Hmmm mabye the way to stop tornadoes is.....cooking oil. Who would have thought
Looks to just keep the pipes slick for maximum suction destruction.
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If you look at it that way, but it keeps the tornado stink away. Hmm i wonder what attracts tornadoes then, whatever it is; im surely putting that in my drains. lol
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If you look at it that way, but it keeps the tornado stink away. Hmm i wonder what attracts tornadoes then, whatever it is; im surely putting that in my drains. lol
Dude! You just missed the obvious! Trailers attract tornadoes! Lord knows I'm gettin' one! A double wide for double chance!
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Heck im just gonna buy a trailer park. Always wanted to be an owner
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Heck im just gonna buy a trailer park. Always wanted to be an owner
An entrepreneur... well good idea! Looking for a business partner?
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Ya sure, we could go halves. Install 2 sirens, a tornado shelter on the northeast side of the trailer park, will work out perfectly. Free lumber for building sheds too.
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Ya sure, we could go halves. Install 2 sirens, a tornado shelter on the northeast side of the trailer park, will work out perfectly. Free lumber for bulding sheds too.
And with both of us watching the weather you just know our future residents will be in good hands.
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